No Time to Not Win
--DISCLAIMER-- It is what it is. All information discussed in this podcast is solely the opinions and views of John Stothton and his extremely intelligent expert guests. In no way should this information be considered professional advice in any aspect of one's life. This information works for John solely because he is so much better than you.
Episodes
146 episodes since 2020
146 - The Night Club Placebo Effect
Stothton and Walshman discuss night clubs and what an absolute, unmitigated nightmare they are. This may well and truly be a problem that is unsolvable.
February 16, 2024
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Episode 146
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45:01
145 - The New Year's Resolution Enforcement Plan
Stothton and Walshman discuss how to fix the lack of commitment people show when it comes to new year's resolutions. Stothton has some big plans to get people on track.
January 19, 2024
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1:03:20
144 - The Christmas Equivalency Conjecture
Stothton and Walshman discuss the problems of Christmas in modern society and how it can be fixed. Also, on a side note, Stothton gives some truly incredible financial advice in this episode. Buy that Ferrari and go live your life.
January 04, 2024
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1:14:33
143 - Tapas, Where's the Rest of It?
Stothton and Walshman discuss Tapas, possibly the greatest con in the food industry. The real question is, do we try and fix this or do we join the game?
November 22, 2023
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1:06:37
142 - End Boneless Chicken Discrimination
Stothton and Walshman discuss a particularly hot button issue: the discrimination of people who prefer boneless chicken wings over bone-in chicken wings.
November 17, 2023
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44:22
141 - Here’s the Thing With Brunch and Mimosas
Stothton and Walshman discuss brunch and the ridiculous people posting their mimosas on instagram.
August 30, 2023
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1:08:24
140 - Beanies and Crocs vs. Sticky Gloves and Steel Soled Boots
Stothton and Walshman discuss two incredibly concerning issues: people wearing beanies in the middle of summer and people wearing crocs in public.
August 14, 2023
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50:40
139 - Classic Modern Warfare 2 is back. WAKE UP AND LOCK IT IN!!
Stothton and Walshman discuss the Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 servers being reactivated.
July 31, 2023
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Episode 139
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40:54
138 - Bro Discrimination, I’m All for It
Stothton and Walshman discuss the nationwide destruction of bagel shops by the bros, the ridiculous health trend of gulping down disgusting green shakes, and the pure terror that comes from drinking John's signature coffee.
July 17, 2023
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1:02:00
137 - The Sad Life of a Billionaire Businessman
Stothton and Walshman discuss people wearing adult diapers to Taylor Swift concerts and the OceanGate submarine implosion.
July 07, 2023
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1:03:29
136 - The President Needs Steroids And We Need ChatGPT
Stothton and Walshman discuss kids burning their feet on hot pavement, President Biden falling yet again, and Jack interviews a potential ChatGPT prompt engineer.
July 03, 2023
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1:20:46
135 - Logan Paul's Prime Is for 600 Pound Losers
Stothton and Walshman discuss an exciting potential business venture. The energy drink market will never be the same after this.
June 02, 2023
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47:26
134 - No One Else has an Ivory Toilet
Stothton and Walshman discuss terrible drivers, shitting before you leave home, shutting down schools with fart spray, and Jack's solution to the tip automation problem.
May 26, 2023
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53:06
133 - The Return of Bill Chafton
Bill Chafton is back and he and John discuss apple tech and Bill's efforts to pull himself from the depths of a deep and dark addiction.
May 05, 2023
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1:04:06
132 - What am I Tipping?
Stothton and Walshman discuss the automated tipping epidemic and the growing rift between smart and dumb people.
April 28, 2023
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52:13
131 - Does Jack Believe in Astrology?
Stothton and Walshman discuss idiots who love zodiac signs, tech layoffs, job hunting on Twitter and LinkedIn, and yet another weird and awkward Joe Biden speech.
April 14, 2023
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59:56
130 - Netflix, Wolves, and Stoves
Stothton and Walshman discuss Netflix screwing their subscribers, wolves being reintroduced into Colorado to reduce the rapidly growing dog population, and gas stoves apparently causing all of the world's climate and health problems.
March 24, 2023
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1:15:50
129 - Amazon and Roomba's Fat and Greasy Future
Stothton and Walshman discuss Amazon's acquisition of Roomba for 1.7 billion dollars and what this means for mankind. Get ready for a fat and greasy future folks.
March 02, 2023
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42:44
128 - Brave Activism with Glue and Milk
Stothton and Walshman discuss "activists" glueing themselves to things and dumping milk on grocery store floors.
February 10, 2023
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41:01
127 - Salt Bae Won the World Cup
Stothton and Walshman discuss people who get other people's faces tattooed on their body and Salt Bae winning the world cup.
February 03, 2023
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46:04
126 - Taylor Swift Is The Real Liver King
Stothton and Walshman discuss the Liver King's "apology" and Taylor Swift's absurd concert ticket prices.
December 14, 2022
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57:10
125 - Bro City Bagels
Jack Walshman complains about getting bagels in New York City and Stothton tells him how everything he does is wrong and explains the proper way to get bagels.
November 04, 2022
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49:23
124 - Predator and WD-40 Are Awesome
Stothton and Walshman discuss the new predator movie, Prey. Neither of them have actually seen this movie, but lack of knowledge has never stopped them before and it isn't going to stop them now. They also discuss some incredible uses of WD-40 ...
October 25, 2022
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44:43
123 - Shazam's Fantastic Towels
Stothton and Walshman discuss President Biden's incredible speech, Mark Zuckerberg's appearance on Joe Rogan's podcast, and Meta's latest image of Horizon Worlds. Also, Walshman meets with a potential supplier of artisan towels that are suppose...
September 16, 2022
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1:29:20